monophobic
The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?
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BULBASAUR PICKED OUT A BULBASAUR COOKIE
“this is me”
BULBASAUR KNOWS WHAT’S GOOD.
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When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner
When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months
LMAOOO
When the lady next door cooks actual food.
LMAOOOOO it got better
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂
And She serve dessert
Yesssss
It just keeps getting better 😂
💀💀💀💀
But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”
Wait this made me laugh
Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying
Oh god 😂😂😂
why does this post keep getting better and better lmao
^^^ really tho lol
When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it
when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick
Omg
When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody
Now i can reblog it
LMAOO
Even better …. Keep adding on
lmao omg
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